Calentamiento del blog

Obviamente quiero resusitar el blog, tengo muchas ideas en mi cabeza, pero en lo que logro acomodarlas hago calentamiento mental en Omegle. Sitio web donde tienes conversaciones con extraños.

Aqui va un ejemplo m'io:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: So you know?

Stranger: What :O

You: Ah, very clever of you, but I shall not reveal the secrets.

Stranger: Would you accept bribing?

You: Hmmm depends, I'm listening

Stranger: I can give you
...

Stranger: A cookie

You: OMGz yES!

Stranger: Now

Stranger: Tell me

You: What do you wish to know?

Stranger: Who the fuck stole my underwear

You: Mutant Ravens trained by the dark Lord Sauron.

You: or ninjas

You: whichever you prefer

Stranger: And do I have to go in an epic journey to recover them ?

You: Most certainly! The path ahead is perilous but you have your friends to go with.

You: A guy named Bob will guide you. Expect his owl soon.

Stranger: How do I know I can trust Bob

You: His patronus is a Cookie. He is clearly on your side.

Stranger: Holy fuck

Stranger: He seems powerful

You: He is as old as the Gods themselves, yet looks as young as a recently opened package of Oreos.

You: he is wise

Stranger: I like oreos

Stranger: Does he like oreos ?

You: Yes, yes he does.

You: and also pie.

Stranger: He's the ultimate warrior

You: Once he holds the Master Sword he will be.

Stranger: How do I obtain it

You: Enter your magical wardrobe, talk to the lion there, kill the witch and in her icy tomb you will find it.

Stranger: And what happened to the triforce

You: The ancient hylians hid it very deeply. To find it go with Nicholas Cage in some sort of random quest around crazy historically altered symbols to get to it.

Stranger: Inception ? D:

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA